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Why The Star Wars Chicken Crossed The Road
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Tim Bruening
2005-06-24 08:29:26 UTC
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?

To the other side to get.

Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.

Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
feel good in the chicken.

Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.

Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Brodieman
2005-06-24 09:11:49 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
To the other side to get.
Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
feel good in the chicken.
Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Thats good, but must try harder. Much harder
nobody
2005-06-25 07:10:02 UTC
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Post by Brodieman
Thats good, but must try harder. Much harder
Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
nemo
2005-06-27 00:28:36 UTC
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Post by nobody
Post by Brodieman
Thats good, but must try harder. Much harder
Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
No try shirts on a rainy day!
Stefan Immel
2005-06-24 09:48:37 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Han: I don't have the chicken with me.

Tarkin: This day has seen the death of Obi-Wan and it will see the crossing
of the chicken.

Chicken 1: Stay on target.

Leia: You crossed the road in that thing? You are braver then I thought.

Anyone: I have a bad feeling about crossing the road.
Tim Bruening
2005-06-25 05:16:04 UTC
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Post by Stefan Immel
Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Han: I don't have the chicken with me.
Tarkin: This day has seen the death of Obi-Wan and it will see the crossing
of the chicken.
Chicken 1: Stay on target.
Leia: You crossed the road in that thing? You are braver then I thought.
Anyone: I have a bad feeling about crossing the road.
Obi-Wan in Attack Of The Clones: The chicken will be the death of me.
Stefan Immel
2005-06-24 12:01:17 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it lost his will to live?
nemo
2005-06-24 15:57:29 UTC
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Post by Stefan Immel
Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it lost his will to live?
. . and the undertakers was on the other side!
Jedi Jonny
2005-06-28 22:55:11 UTC
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Post by Stefan Immel
Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it lost his will to live?
In Mos Eisley Cantina....

BARMAN : "Hey... we dont serve their kind here"
LUKE : "HUH ?"
BARMAN : "Your Chickens"
LUKE...... <thinks>........ "Any chance of a prawn salad then ??"
RUSiriusA
2005-06-28 23:06:58 UTC
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Post by Stefan Immel
Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it lost his will to live?
Light Chicken:

1 whole chicken, feathered, washed, and de-capitated.
1 functional light sabre.

insert light-sabre into chicken and hold for 30 seconds.

pass around and enjoy

wash down with some good 'ol Tatooine Tea.

GKD
nemo
2005-06-29 12:55:29 UTC
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Post by RUSiriusA
Post by Stefan Immel
Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it lost his will to live?
1 whole chicken, feathered, washed, and de-capitated.
1 functional light sabre.
insert light-sabre into chicken and hold for 30 seconds.
pass around and enjoy
wash down with some good 'ol Tatooine Tea.
Edward Woodward would - but he wasn't in it!
nemo
2005-06-29 12:54:45 UTC
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Post by Jedi Jonny
Post by Stefan Immel
Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it lost his will to live?
In Mos Eisley Cantina....
BARMAN : "Hey... we dont serve their kind here"
LUKE : "HUH ?"
BARMAN : "Your Chickens"
LUKE...... <thinks>........ "Any chance of a prawn salad then ??"
He was only prawn salad, but he grew up to rescue royaltea!
Tim Bruening
2005-06-25 05:16:06 UTC
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Post by Stefan Immel
Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it lost his will to live?
But shouldn't the sight of her eggs hatching have restored her will to
live?
nemo
2005-06-27 00:39:07 UTC
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Post by Stefan Immel
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it lost his will to live?
But shouldn't the sight of her eggs hatching have restored her will to
live?
Instruction by Popeye to his girlfriend: Wilt, Olive!
Wahdidah
2005-06-24 19:43:05 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
To the other side to get.
Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
feel good in the chicken.
Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)

Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!

Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.

Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
Tim Bruening
2005-06-25 05:02:53 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
To the other side to get.
Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
feel good in the chicken.
Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
How does Darth Vader eat?
nemo
2005-06-27 00:41:32 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Post by Wahdidah
Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
To the other side to get.
Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
feel good in the chicken.
Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
How does Darth Vader eat?
Is his helmet a peramanent fixture then? He msu get damned fed up with thin
soup through a straw.
Chuck
2005-06-29 14:44:11 UTC
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Post by Wahdidah
Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
To the other side to get.
Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
feel good in the chicken.
Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
How does Darth Vader eat?
Well, that would solve the bathroom question too - if he never ate!
--
Chuck
Tim Bruening
2005-06-25 05:16:08 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
To the other side to get.
Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
feel good in the chicken.
Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
Palpatine: Behead the ckicken with your lightsaber!
nemo
2005-06-27 00:42:57 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
To the other side to get.
Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
feel good in the chicken.
Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
Palpatine: Behead the ckicken with your lightsaber!
Palpatinasions: Behind the ckickenk with Atrial Fibrillationks!
nemo
2005-06-27 00:40:16 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Yoda: Cross the road chicken to get?
To the other side to get.
Darth Vader: If the chicken is not with me, it is my enemy.
Darth Vader: The chicken crossed the road?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Padme and Luke Skywalker: There is still good in the chicken. I can
feel good in the chicken.
Obi-Wan: This is not the chicken you are looking for.
Obi-Wan: If you kill the chicken, it will become stronger than ever.
Obi-Wan: I have failed the chicken......I have failed him!(For dramatic
effect, b/c technically a chicken is a her....lol)
Han Solo: Keep it up you big Feather ball!
Princess Leia: Help the chicken Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're it's only hope.
Darth Vader: That chicken is part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
Search the ship..........I want it alive........but if not, I'll take
it braised in a delicate mushroom sauce.
Yes sir! We will go and harvest some delicate mushrooms immediately!
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