Tim Bruening
2005-06-19 00:40:54 UTC
Apparently all the controversy led them to cancel "You Can't Be
Sidious!" but here's what they've got now, from the HoloNet press
The M.A. - The creators of the sexy smash hit "Handmaidens" bring you
this torrid, explosive new drama about fiery young cadets who learn
that you don't need active volcanoes to make campus life at Mustafar
Academy heat up fast.
Stories from Sinkhole Sigma-6: When lost pilots park their ships in a
certain remote region of Utapau, they soon discover that their
serendipitous rest stop is actually a mystical portal into a dark world
where their worst nightmares come to life. This haunting anthology
series is hosted by everyone's favorite minister of suspense, Tion
Medon.
Sleazebaggers! - Elan Sleazebaggano and his rowdy posse roam the lowers
depths of Coruscant, performing insane stunts and playing outrageous
pranks on suspecting victims. Make sure you don't find yourself getting
Sleazebagged!
Mother Grievous: When Nute Gunray and the Separatist Council take up
residence at Grievous's old Kaleesh home, they quickly find that the
only housemate worse than the General... is the General's mom! Will her
kind-but-overbearing ways make them wave the white flag, or will this
greedy gang discover that you just can't put a price on TLC?
Panaka: POV - He used to be the Quickest Eyes on Naboo, but now he's
the Toughest Talker on TV! Whether it's political corruption, bad
cantina bands, or decaffeinated Jawa juice, the former Head of Security
sounds off with his uniquely hard-hitting and in-your-face style!
The Aide - The creator of "Hovel Makeovers" puts reality TV back on the
agenda as twenty candidates vying to be the next Mas Amedda or Sly
Moore compete in a series of challenges that will test their brains,
guile, and charisma. Each week, Chancellor Palpatine ousts one hopeful
with a vote of no-confidence until the last one standing can be
called... The Aide.
16 Parsecs - When a working-class freighter pilot finds out his family
has been held hostage by a ruthless spice czar, only a flight through
the treacherous Kessel Run can get him home in time to save the day.
With its unique real-time format, each thrilling episode takes you
through one parsec of the journey.
Countdown Coruscant - Who's the most underrated pod racer? The best
Bith musician? The hottest Jedi? We count 'em down from 10 to 1, with
hilarious and insightful observations from the biggest names in the
galaxy like Nee Alavar, Boles Roor, Gragra, and Ric Olie!
Sabacc Superstars, Season 3 - Intergalactic celebrities try their hand
at no-limit Tatooine hold 'em on behalf of their favorite charities.
Among those scheduled to appear: Mace Windu, Bail Antilles, and General
Tarfful. Teen sabacc whiz-kid Lobot provides expert commentary. Ric
Olie returns as host.
Pod Squad! - After a life-threatening race crash, ex-champ Sebulba
finds himself in the care of the mysterious billionaire and power
convertor maven, Mr. Toshi. After a full recovery, Sebulba is given a
new identity, a beautiful-but-deadly Twi'ilik pit crew, and a talking
pod. Together, they'll cruise the sandy streets of the Tatooine
underground on a mission to put the brakes on crime.
This has been the RBN fall lineup preview.
Another show: Jedi Cops. They go around looking for Jedi who have violatedSidious!" but here's what they've got now, from the HoloNet press
The M.A. - The creators of the sexy smash hit "Handmaidens" bring you
this torrid, explosive new drama about fiery young cadets who learn
that you don't need active volcanoes to make campus life at Mustafar
Academy heat up fast.
Stories from Sinkhole Sigma-6: When lost pilots park their ships in a
certain remote region of Utapau, they soon discover that their
serendipitous rest stop is actually a mystical portal into a dark world
where their worst nightmares come to life. This haunting anthology
series is hosted by everyone's favorite minister of suspense, Tion
Medon.
Sleazebaggers! - Elan Sleazebaggano and his rowdy posse roam the lowers
depths of Coruscant, performing insane stunts and playing outrageous
pranks on suspecting victims. Make sure you don't find yourself getting
Sleazebagged!
Mother Grievous: When Nute Gunray and the Separatist Council take up
residence at Grievous's old Kaleesh home, they quickly find that the
only housemate worse than the General... is the General's mom! Will her
kind-but-overbearing ways make them wave the white flag, or will this
greedy gang discover that you just can't put a price on TLC?
Panaka: POV - He used to be the Quickest Eyes on Naboo, but now he's
the Toughest Talker on TV! Whether it's political corruption, bad
cantina bands, or decaffeinated Jawa juice, the former Head of Security
sounds off with his uniquely hard-hitting and in-your-face style!
The Aide - The creator of "Hovel Makeovers" puts reality TV back on the
agenda as twenty candidates vying to be the next Mas Amedda or Sly
Moore compete in a series of challenges that will test their brains,
guile, and charisma. Each week, Chancellor Palpatine ousts one hopeful
with a vote of no-confidence until the last one standing can be
called... The Aide.
16 Parsecs - When a working-class freighter pilot finds out his family
has been held hostage by a ruthless spice czar, only a flight through
the treacherous Kessel Run can get him home in time to save the day.
With its unique real-time format, each thrilling episode takes you
through one parsec of the journey.
Countdown Coruscant - Who's the most underrated pod racer? The best
Bith musician? The hottest Jedi? We count 'em down from 10 to 1, with
hilarious and insightful observations from the biggest names in the
galaxy like Nee Alavar, Boles Roor, Gragra, and Ric Olie!
Sabacc Superstars, Season 3 - Intergalactic celebrities try their hand
at no-limit Tatooine hold 'em on behalf of their favorite charities.
Among those scheduled to appear: Mace Windu, Bail Antilles, and General
Tarfful. Teen sabacc whiz-kid Lobot provides expert commentary. Ric
Olie returns as host.
Pod Squad! - After a life-threatening race crash, ex-champ Sebulba
finds himself in the care of the mysterious billionaire and power
convertor maven, Mr. Toshi. After a full recovery, Sebulba is given a
new identity, a beautiful-but-deadly Twi'ilik pit crew, and a talking
pod. Together, they'll cruise the sandy streets of the Tatooine
underground on a mission to put the brakes on crime.
This has been the RBN fall lineup preview.
the Jedi Council rules. First up: An investigation of who killed the Sand
People tribe on Tatooine!